A Dog Walks Into A Bar

Here is a funny story I heard years back...

A dog walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender and asks the bartender, "do you have any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "I don't have any grapes, get out of my bar."

The next day the dog walks into the bar, walks up to the bartender and asks, "do you have any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "I told you yesterday I didn't have any grapes I don't have any grapes today so get out of my bar."

The third day the dog walks into the bar walks up to the bartender and asks, "do you have any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "I've told you for two days in a row that I don't have any grapes. If you come back in here and ask for grapes again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor.

The next day the dog walks into the bar walks up to the bartender and asks, "do you have any nails?"

The bartender replies, "no I don't have any nails!"

Then the dog asks the the bartender, "do you have any grapes?"

When you are done laughing (or groaning) you can return to your normal activities.

Until next time...